Swimsuits Suck!

Okay, so do the companies want me to buy their swimsuits or not? Apparently not. My recent trip to Target led to a devastating adventure for a cute bikini for vacation. I apparently can no longer wear Target clothes. I tried on about 8 different swimsuits in varying sizes and NONE of them fit. ALL of them way too little. The cut on these tiny pieces of cloth were/are hideous! The bottoms were cut so low if I bend over well...the full moon will be out on the beach and so low in the front...well...we don't want to even go there. I concede that I'm not as small as I used to be but this is ridiculous! Muffin toppers unite! They were all so very cute on the hanger but unforgiving on me. After the last try-on I immediately ran out of the dressing room and zoomed past everyone at the fitting room desk. I was in tears. So Target, I ask you, is this how you want your customers to leave the store? I was literally in tears and will not be buying a new bathing suit this year. I can't stand to try them on in the first place, all the time it takes alone is frustrating and the feeling I get after doing so is not how I want to feel. I guess I will finally have to make the move up from juniors clothing to women's clothing. I no longer can pull off the cutesy little clothes of recent years. So this is a rant about swimsuit season and how I feel the need to lose weight even more so! I'm now officially depressed and wish I could be as happy sitting on the beach as the pinup girl in the pic. Looks like she's having tons of fun! I'll be on my knees on the beach alright...begging for a magic pill! Ladies you know what I'm talking about.