Dust is Devil's Snow

Seriously, come over and clean my house for me and I'll pay you. Anyone in need of some quick cash? Any takers? I thought not. I HATE CLEANING! I simply do not feel like cleaning anything in this house today but it's really overdue and should be done soon before we go on vacation. I just have no desire, no willpower, no nothing to get myself motivated to get off the couch and take care of all the devil's snow. UGH! I mean, I'm constantly cleaning SOMETHING in this house, whether it be the laundry, the dishes or even Blake (LOL!) so when it comes to deep cleaning EVERYTHING I just don't have the energy to do so. Okay, I do have the energy I just don't wanna. WAH! (crying like a baby over here). If anyone would like to join me for a cleaning party today I will feed you, pay you and love you forever. And it doesn't help that I have a sick husband laying around making me feel all icky and like I'm getting sick. I hope this all goes away before vay-cay. This really isn't the way I want to spend my one day off this weekend. Does anyone have a magic wand handy?